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chistaan...
ﭼﯿﺴﺘﺎﻥ......ﺍﮔﻪ ﺗﻮﻧﺴﺘﯽ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺑﺪﯼ......
۱-ﭼﻄﻮﺭﯼ ﮏﯾ ﺯﺭﺍﻓﻪ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺭ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ
ﺑﮕﺬﺍﺭﯾﻢ؟
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ﺍﺑﺘﺪﺍ ﺩﺭ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ ﺭﺍ ﺑﺎﺯ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﯿﻢ.ﺳﭙﺲ
ﺯﺭﺍﻓﻪ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺭ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ ﻣﯿﮕﺬﺍﺭﯾﻢ ﻭ ﺩﺭ ﺭﺍ
ﻣﯿﺒﻨﺪﯾﻢ.
۲-ﭼﻄﻮﺭ ﮏﯾ ﻓﯿﻞ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺭ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ
ﺑﮕﺬﺍﺭﯾﻢ؟)ﯾﻪ ﮐﻢ ﻓﮑﺮ ﮐﻦ (
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ﻧﻪ ﺍﺷﺘﺒﺎﻩ ﮔﻔﺘﯽ .ﺍﻭﻝ ﺩﺭ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺎﺯ
ﻣﯿﮑﻨﯿﻢ ﺯﺭﺍﻓﻪ ﺭﻭ ﻣﯿﺰﺍﺭﯾﻢ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﺳﭙﺲ
ﻓﯿﻞ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺍﺧﻞ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ ﻣﯿﮕﺬﺍﺭﯾﻢ.
۳-ﭼﮕﻮﻧﻪ ﻓﯿﻞ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺍﺧﻞ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻦ
ﺑﮕﺬﺍﺭﯾﻢ؟
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ﻓﯿﻞ ﺭﺍ ﺍﺯ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﻣﯽ
ﺁﻭﺭﯾﻢ ﻭ ﺩﺭ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻦ ﻣﯿﮕﺬﺍﺭﯾﻢ.
۴-ﺷﯿﺮ ﺷﺎﻩ ﮏﯾ ﺟﻠﺴﻪ ﻣﯿﺰﺍﺭﻩ ﻫﻤﻪ ﯼ
ﺣﯿﻮﻭﻧﻬﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺩﻋﻮﺕ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ. ﻫﻤﻪ ﻣﯿﺎﻥ ﺑﻪ
ﺟﺰ ﯾﻪ ﻧﻔﺮ.ﺍﮔﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﯽ ﮐﯿﻪ؟
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ﻓﯿﻞ. ﭼﻮﻥ ﻫﻨﻮﺯ ﺗﻮ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻨﻪ
۵-ﭼﻨﺪ ﻧﻔﺮ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﻥ ﺍﺯ ﯾﻪ ﺭﻭﺩﺧﺎﻧﻬﭙﺮ ﺍﺯ
ﺗﻤﺴﺎﺡ ﺷﻨﺎﮐﻨﺎﻥ ﺑﺮﻧﺪ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻃﺮﻑ.ﺍﻭﻧﻬﺎ ﺑﻪ
ﺳﻼﻣﺖ ﻣﯿﺮﻧﺪ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻃﺮﻑ.ﺍﮔﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﯽ ﭼﺮﺍ
ﺗﻤﺴﺎﺣﻬﺎ ﻧﺨﻮﺭﺩﻧﺸﻮﻥ؟
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ﭼﻮﻥ ﺗﻤﺴﺎﺣﻬﺎ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩﻧﺪ ﺟﻠﺴﻬﯽ ﺷﯿﺮ
ﺷﺎﻩ.
۶-ﺍﮔﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﯽ ﺑﻪ ﯾﻪ ﮐﺮﻡ ﺳﺒﺰ ﮐﻪ ﺳﻨﮓ
ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺭﻩ ﯽﭼ ﻣﯿﮕﻦ؟
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ﮐﺮﻡ ﺳﺒﺰ ﺳﻨﮓ ﺧﻮﺍﺭ
۷-ﯾﻪ ﻧﻔﺮ ﺗﻮ ﺳﺮﺵ ﯾﻪ ﭼﯿﺰ ﺳﺒﺰ ﻣﯿﺒﯿﻨﻪ
ﮐﻪ ﺳﻨﮓ ﻣﯽ ﺧﻮﺭﻩ ﺷﺒﯿﻪ ﮐﺮﻡ ﻫﻢ
ﺑﻮﺩﻩ.ﺍﮔﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﯽ ﯽﭼ ﺑﻮﺩﻩ؟
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ﻧﻪ ﮐﺮﻡ ﺳﺒﺰ ﺳﻨﮓ ﺧﻮﺍﺭ ﻧﺒﻮﺩﻩ ﭼﻮﻥ
ﮐﺮﻡ ﺳﺒﺰ ﺳﻨﮓ ﺧﻮﺍﺭ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺟﻠﺴﻪ ﺷﯿﺮ
ﺷﺎﻩ.ﺍﻭﻥ ﻣﺮﺩ ﺧﯿﺎﻻﺗﯿﺸﺪﻩ.
۸-ﺟﻠﺴﻪ ﺷﯿﺮ ﺷﺎﻩ ﺗﻤﻮﻡ ﺷﺪ.ﻭﻟﯽ ﻫﻤﻪ
ﺣﯿﻮﻭﻧﻬﺎ ﯾﻪ ﺟﺎ ﺟﻤﻊ ﺷﺪﻧﺪ ﻣﯿﺪﻭﻧﯽ ﭼﻪ
ﺍﺗﻔﺎﻗﯽ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩﻩ؟
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ﻓﯿﻠﻪ ﮐﻪ ﺳﻮﺍﺭ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻦ ﺷﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩﺗﺼﺎﺩﻑ
ﮐﺮﺩ ﻭ ﻣﺮﺩ. ﺣﯿﻮﻭﻧﻬﺎ ﺑﺮﺍﺵ ﺧﺘﻢ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻨﺪ
ﺧﺪﺍ ﺍﻣﻮﺍﺕ ﺷﻤﺎ ﺭﻭ ﻫﻢ ﺑﯿﺎﻣﺮﺯﻩ. ﺑﺮﺍﯼ
ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﺭﻭﺡ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻓﯿﻞ
ﻣَﻦْ ﻗَﺮَﺍﺀَ ﻓﺎﺗِﺤَﺔ ﻣَﻊَ ﺍﻟﺼّﻠَﻮﺍﺕْ
ﻣﻨﺎﻥ
۱-ﭼﻄﻮﺭﯼ ﮏﯾ ﺯﺭﺍﻓﻪ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺭ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ
ﺑﮕﺬﺍﺭﯾﻢ؟
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ﺍﺑﺘﺪﺍ ﺩﺭ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ ﺭﺍ ﺑﺎﺯ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﯿﻢ.ﺳﭙﺲ
ﺯﺭﺍﻓﻪ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺭ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ ﻣﯿﮕﺬﺍﺭﯾﻢ ﻭ ﺩﺭ ﺭﺍ
ﻣﯿﺒﻨﺪﯾﻢ.
۲-ﭼﻄﻮﺭ ﮏﯾ ﻓﯿﻞ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺭ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ
ﺑﮕﺬﺍﺭﯾﻢ؟)ﯾﻪ ﮐﻢ ﻓﮑﺮ ﮐﻦ (
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ﻧﻪ ﺍﺷﺘﺒﺎﻩ ﮔﻔﺘﯽ .ﺍﻭﻝ ﺩﺭ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺎﺯ
ﻣﯿﮑﻨﯿﻢ ﺯﺭﺍﻓﻪ ﺭﻭ ﻣﯿﺰﺍﺭﯾﻢ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﺳﭙﺲ
ﻓﯿﻞ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺍﺧﻞ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ ﻣﯿﮕﺬﺍﺭﯾﻢ.
۳-ﭼﮕﻮﻧﻪ ﻓﯿﻞ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺍﺧﻞ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻦ
ﺑﮕﺬﺍﺭﯾﻢ؟
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ﻓﯿﻞ ﺭﺍ ﺍﺯ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﻣﯽ
ﺁﻭﺭﯾﻢ ﻭ ﺩﺭ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻦ ﻣﯿﮕﺬﺍﺭﯾﻢ.
۴-ﺷﯿﺮ ﺷﺎﻩ ﮏﯾ ﺟﻠﺴﻪ ﻣﯿﺰﺍﺭﻩ ﻫﻤﻪ ﯼ
ﺣﯿﻮﻭﻧﻬﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺩﻋﻮﺕ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ. ﻫﻤﻪ ﻣﯿﺎﻥ ﺑﻪ
ﺟﺰ ﯾﻪ ﻧﻔﺮ.ﺍﮔﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﯽ ﮐﯿﻪ؟
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ﻓﯿﻞ. ﭼﻮﻥ ﻫﻨﻮﺯ ﺗﻮ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻨﻪ
۵-ﭼﻨﺪ ﻧﻔﺮ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﻥ ﺍﺯ ﯾﻪ ﺭﻭﺩﺧﺎﻧﻬﭙﺮ ﺍﺯ
ﺗﻤﺴﺎﺡ ﺷﻨﺎﮐﻨﺎﻥ ﺑﺮﻧﺪ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻃﺮﻑ.ﺍﻭﻧﻬﺎ ﺑﻪ
ﺳﻼﻣﺖ ﻣﯿﺮﻧﺪ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻃﺮﻑ.ﺍﮔﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﯽ ﭼﺮﺍ
ﺗﻤﺴﺎﺣﻬﺎ ﻧﺨﻮﺭﺩﻧﺸﻮﻥ؟
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ﭼﻮﻥ ﺗﻤﺴﺎﺣﻬﺎ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩﻧﺪ ﺟﻠﺴﻬﯽ ﺷﯿﺮ
ﺷﺎﻩ.
۶-ﺍﮔﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﯽ ﺑﻪ ﯾﻪ ﮐﺮﻡ ﺳﺒﺰ ﮐﻪ ﺳﻨﮓ
ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺭﻩ ﯽﭼ ﻣﯿﮕﻦ؟
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ﮐﺮﻡ ﺳﺒﺰ ﺳﻨﮓ ﺧﻮﺍﺭ
۷-ﯾﻪ ﻧﻔﺮ ﺗﻮ ﺳﺮﺵ ﯾﻪ ﭼﯿﺰ ﺳﺒﺰ ﻣﯿﺒﯿﻨﻪ
ﮐﻪ ﺳﻨﮓ ﻣﯽ ﺧﻮﺭﻩ ﺷﺒﯿﻪ ﮐﺮﻡ ﻫﻢ
ﺑﻮﺩﻩ.ﺍﮔﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﯽ ﯽﭼ ﺑﻮﺩﻩ؟
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ﻧﻪ ﮐﺮﻡ ﺳﺒﺰ ﺳﻨﮓ ﺧﻮﺍﺭ ﻧﺒﻮﺩﻩ ﭼﻮﻥ
ﮐﺮﻡ ﺳﺒﺰ ﺳﻨﮓ ﺧﻮﺍﺭ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺟﻠﺴﻪ ﺷﯿﺮ
ﺷﺎﻩ.ﺍﻭﻥ ﻣﺮﺩ ﺧﯿﺎﻻﺗﯿﺸﺪﻩ.
۸-ﺟﻠﺴﻪ ﺷﯿﺮ ﺷﺎﻩ ﺗﻤﻮﻡ ﺷﺪ.ﻭﻟﯽ ﻫﻤﻪ
ﺣﯿﻮﻭﻧﻬﺎ ﯾﻪ ﺟﺎ ﺟﻤﻊ ﺷﺪﻧﺪ ﻣﯿﺪﻭﻧﯽ ﭼﻪ
ﺍﺗﻔﺎﻗﯽ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩﻩ؟
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ﻓﯿﻠﻪ ﮐﻪ ﺳﻮﺍﺭ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻦ ﺷﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩﺗﺼﺎﺩﻑ
ﮐﺮﺩ ﻭ ﻣﺮﺩ. ﺣﯿﻮﻭﻧﻬﺎ ﺑﺮﺍﺵ ﺧﺘﻢ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻨﺪ
ﺧﺪﺍ ﺍﻣﻮﺍﺕ ﺷﻤﺎ ﺭﻭ ﻫﻢ ﺑﯿﺎﻣﺮﺯﻩ. ﺑﺮﺍﯼ
ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﺭﻭﺡ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻓﯿﻞ
ﻣَﻦْ ﻗَﺮَﺍﺀَ ﻓﺎﺗِﺤَﺔ ﻣَﻊَ ﺍﻟﺼّﻠَﻮﺍﺕْ
ﻣﻨﺎﻥ
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